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“I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.”

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Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for his unique and witty humor style. He is recognized for his sharp wit and satirical commentary, often performing in television shows, movies, and stage performances. Born on May 25, 1973, Martin's career began in New York comedy clubs. more

“We're still at a point where women [directors] aren't allowed to be mad visionaries. We have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we're responsible, that we can handle it, that we've got all our ducks in a row . . . most women who direct always come in on budget, always come in on schedule, and if they were wild and irresponsible it would not be put down to brilliance, but to a general flakiness.”

Ifs Stills Doubt Directors Prove Shadow Direct Responsible Mad Handle Budgets Ducks Schedules Brilliance Visionaries Irresponsible

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“I think women can save civilization.”

Thinking Civilization Woman Leader

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World Mind Firsts Soul Ends Matter Political Convince Entity

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“The Bible has lost every major battle it has ever fought. The Bible was quoted to defend slavery and the bible lost. The Bible was quoted to keep women silent, and the Bible lost. And the Bible is being quoted to deny homosexuals their equal rights, and the Bible will lose.”

Lost Loses Rights Battle Equal Majors Slavery Silent Deny Homosexual Equal Rights

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