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“You can't make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.”

Quote by Colin Quinn

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Colin Quinn, born on June 6, 1959, is a renowned American stand-up comedian. Known for his humorous style and insightful commentary on social phenomena and everyday life, Quinn has won the hearts of audiences worldwide. more

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