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Book:Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine
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Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

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Kelly Sue DeConnick
Kelly Sue DeConnick

Kelly Sue DeConnick is an American comic book writer, known for her work with Marvel and Image Comics. She is celebrated for her contributions to titles like 'The Avengers' and 'Deadpool', and for her groundbreaking work in female superhero narratives. more

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Book:Somewhere Between Bitter and Sweet
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