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“My mom always used to say that average people are the most special people in the world. And that's why God made so many.”

Quote by Michael Scott

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Michael Scott is an Irish author born on September 28, 1959. Known for his unique humor and insightful literary style, his works have gained popularity among readers of all ages. more

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