“Is it unprecedented for two goalkeepers employed in a match comprising seven goals to be the fixture's most competent protagonists?” TwoGoalFansMediaFootballSevenSoccerEmployedCompetentUnprecedentedProtagonistsGoalkeepersFixture Author:Pete Gill
“I wouldn't trust Newcastle's back five to protect my garden gnomes from squirrels.” FiveFansMediaFootballProtectGardenSoccerSquirrelsGnomeNewcastle Author:Jonathan Pearce
“It'll be nice to know that every gallon of petrol a Manchester United fan buys is going into our kitty.” KnowsUnitedNiceFansMediaFootballSoccerBeing NiceManchesterManchester UnitedGallonsKittiesPetrol Author:Noel Gallagher
“When they used to come to Tottenham we'd play Who's Gonna Drive You Home? Just to wind them up.” PlayHomeUsedFootballWindSoccerTottenham Author:Chris Waddle
“When Rioch came to Millwall we were depressed and miserable. He's done a brilliant job of turning it all around. Now we're miserable and depressed.” DoneJobsFansMediaFootballBrilliantMiserableSoccer Author:Danny Baker
“When two peoples share a common passion: they are capable of empathising with each other's misery.” TwoPassionCommonShareFansMediaFootballCapableMiserySoccer Author:Matthew Syed
“I can remember certain Manchester United defeats the way most people remember family bereavements or great political events. The four-nil drubbing by Barcelona, the failure to score against West Ham, the New Year's Day calamity at home to Spurs, the mauling by Middlesborough.” PeopleWayYearsI CanHomeRememberPoliticalCertainUnitedFourFansMediaEventsFootballWestDefeatSoccerScoreNew YearBereavementCalamitySpursManchesterHamBarcelonaManchester UnitedGreat PoliticalWest Ham Author:Tom Dunne
“I liken the current situation to that of the Starship Enterprise. The shields are up and the Klingons are shooting at us and every time they land a punch they are sapping our power.” SituationFansLandMediaFootballCurrentsSoccerShootingEnterpriseShieldsCurrent Situation Author:Rupert Lowe
“The statistics John Wesson has compiled in The Science of Soccer show that Premiership football players are vastly more likely to have been born in the first half of the school year. These were the biggest boys in the class and were thus selected for the school team. How fair is that?” YearsFirstsHas BeensShowsSchoolBornHalfClassBoysPlayerTeamFansMediaFootballFairsSoccerStatisticsSelectedFootball PlayerSchool Years Author:Daniel Finkelstein
“I would be much more annoyed if we hadn't won the game. As a manager, you have to see the positives and I think Pires has a vaccine for the rest of his life.” IfsThinkingWould BeGamesFansMediaFootballManagersSoccerAnnoyedVaccines Author:Arsene Wenger