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“I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.”

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Carrot Top, whose real name is James Michael Donnelly, is an American comedian known for his exaggerated comedy performances and unique appearance. He is often seen in comedy clubs and television shows. Carrot Top's career began in the 1980s, and he gradually gained recognition in the comedy world through his distinctive style of humor. more

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