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“Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. A typhoon couldn't blow that thing off their heads. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.”

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Tim Allen, born on June 13, 1953, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his distinctive humor style and witty lines, he has starred in several television shows, including 'Home Improvement' and 'Last Man Standing'. Allen's comedic talent has made him a significant figure in the American television and film industry. more

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