“The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.”
Quote by Artie Lange
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Artie Lange
Artie Lange is an American actor known for his performances in comedy and television shows. Born on October 11, 1967, he began his career in the 1980s and gained recognition for his unique sense of humor and satirical style. more
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