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“My dresser and I have the hots for the new rugby ace Danny Cipriani. We have a shrine in my dressing room - press photos of him on the field looking swarthy and fit, and snaps of our boy emerging from Mayfair nightclubs, looking sexy and dishevelled.”

Quote by Julian Clary

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Julian Clary is a British comedian known for his unique and exaggerated style of humor. Born on May 25, 1959, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1980s, participating in various television shows and stage productions. more

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