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“Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.”

Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Work

The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

This book is a compilation of satirical definitions, offering a humorous and critical take on a wide range of words and ideas, all presented from the viewpoint of a devil. The entries are known for their wit and sarcasm, challenging the reader's understanding of common terms and concepts. more

Author

Ambrose Bierce was an American journalist, satirist, and editor, renowned for his sharp wit and dark humor. He is best known for his satirical novel 'The Devil's Dictionary' and his short stories. Bierce was born on June 24, 1842, and his exact date of death remains unknown, as he disappeared during the American Civil War. more

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“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”

Book:The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World

Source: The Devil's Dictionary: The Devil World