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Quote by Gilbert Gottfried

“If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.”

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Gilbert Gottfried is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and mimicry skills. Born on February 28, 1955, he has achieved success in various comedy fields since the 1970s. more

“If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, dont laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if thats funny, then you laugh. If its not, you dont laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.”

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Author:Gilbert Gottfried

“One thing I can take credit for, along with the rest of show business, is when the red ribbons were out, we cured AIDS. Any advancements that came towards fighting AIDS were not done by scientists or doctors - it was people with little ribbons on their lapels.”

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“People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.”

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“I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.”

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“With the Internet, if you erase something it just means you have to spend another half-minute to find it.”

Ifs Mean Half Minutes Internet Erase

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“The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.”

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“I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.”

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“Sometimes you don't realize how far you've gotten until you look around at the people who are still trailing far behind you.”

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Author:Nicki Minaj

“People don't know how heavily involved I am in my own career. I'm on 15 to 25 conference calls every few days strategizing with my team. I think a lot of artists sit back and have it done for them. Sometimes as women in the industry - if you're sexy or like doing sexy things - some people subconsciously negate your brain. They think you're stupid.”

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Author:Nicki Minaj

“I've always had this female-empowerment thing in the back of my mind - because I wanted my mother to be stronger, and she couldn't be. I thought, 'If I'm successful, I can change her life.'”

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Author:Nicki Minaj

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