“I’m sort of known in the comedy community as “Smooth Sailing,” just ’cause everything always goes great. I’ve always had success at every turn.” TurnsCausesCommunityKnownComedySmoothSailingSmooth Sailing Author:Jon Glaser
“I exercise about 40 minutes a day, and I'll run one day and do circuit training the next day. I live in an area where there are brilliant hills and mountains, so I get a good hill run with my dog. At home, I'll do the circuit training with old weights, along with pull-ups in the trees and that sort of stuff.” HomeRunningNextStuffTreeMinutesDogExerciseOne DayMountainTrainingAreasWeightBrilliantHillsNext DayMy DogCircuitsPull UpsCircuit TrainingHills And Mountains Author:Bear Grylls
“What one person might see as violent, someone else may see as beautiful. Maybe even art.” MayPersonsArtMightBeautifulViolent Author:Jon Glaser
“I didn't necessarily set out to think of a show to make fun of reality shows.” ThinkingShowsRealityFunReality Shows Author:Jon Glaser
“Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'” WantSaidGirlGrowsWaitingGrowing UpHeyShowersDiariesTell A Girl Author:Sarah Silverman
“If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.” IfsStepsCleanGuaranteesBreastsShowersSparklingYour Boyfriend Author:Sarah Silverman
“I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.” ThinkingKindI CanSometimesLinesStageOppositesAbsolutesIgnorantArrogantAbsolute Power Author:Sarah Silverman
“How many people do you know who have thrown up on the Scrambler or a carnival ride? A lot of people, is the answer.” PeopleKnowsAnswersThrownDo You KnowCarnivalsCarnival Rides Author:Mike Birbiglia