“Well, I'm an uncle now ... don't know if I'm a good one. My nephew asked me the difference between a hamster and a gerbil and I told him I thought there was more dark meat on a gerbil.”
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“The British people, being subject to fogs, require grave statesmen.”
“There are few positions less inspiriting than those of a discomfited party.”
“I am neither a Whig nor Tory. My politics are described in one word and that word is England.”
“I have completed a monument more lasting than brass.”
Source: Delphi Complete Works of Horace (Illustrated)
