“My parents still treat Christmas like I'm thirteen years old.”
Quote by Mike Shinoda
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“The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
“There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.”
“As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
“Advice is like castor oil — easy enough to give but dreadful hard to take.”
“Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.”
Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day
“Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.”
“In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew.”
