“Fear is the denomination of the Old Testament; belief is the denomination of the New.” Quote by Benjamin Whichcote
“Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.” HappensComedyTragedy Author:Mel Brooks
“I was out in the combat engineers. We would throw up bridges in advance of the infantry but mainly we would just throw up.” BridgesCombatEngineersInfantry Author:Mel Brooks
“After all those years of doing a live, hour-and-a-half show every week, I've got nothing more I need to prove.” NeedsYearsShowsHoursHalfWeekProve Author:Sid Caesar
“If I don't believe it, I don't care.” IfsBelieveCareDon't BelieveDon't CareI Don't Care Author:Sid Caesar
“You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.” HumorAbleAbilityTeachTasteEditorials Author:Abe Burrows
“Euphemism in the workplace does not end with job descriptions. It reaches a pusillanimous peak at the other end of the work process - in dismissal.” DoeEndsJobsProcessDescriptionWorkplaceEuphemismDismissal Author:Nigel Rees
“I got into New College, Oxford. The ethos was that you could work - or not.” CollegeOxfordEthos Author:Nigel Rees
“I was broadcast-struck from an early age; I had saved up for a tape recorder and started making programmes.” AgeSavedTapeProgrammesRecorders Author:Nigel Rees
“It is part of politics to make things look better than they really are. What is a spin doctor but a serial euphemiser?” LooksDoctorsSerialsSpin Doctors Author:Nigel Rees