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“Orangutan are very weird animals but they look very soulful.”

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

“I'm really glad that I made a lot of mistakes, poorly chose my friends throughout my twenties, and didn't have a rocket trajectory that set me on one path without making any mistakes or having any setbacks. The older I get, the more I realize that it's all of these failed, horrible things from my past, and the stories that they generated, that are the things I will draw on for the rest of my life.”

Made Stories Past Realizing Mistake Path Draws My Friends Twenties Glad Horrible Rockets Setback My Past Trajectory Horrible Things

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“I don't actually believe in a clash of civilizations. I believe in a clash of the civilized and the noncivilized.”

Believe I Believe Civilization I Believe In Civilized Clash Clash Of Civilizations

Author:Madeleine Albright

“I'm really glad that I spent my twenties messing around and having disaster after disaster - with people who were doing likewise - because it's really my greatest treasure now.”

People Twenties Glad Disaster Treasure Greatest Treasure

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“Everybody's still miserable in the same way they've always been miserable, and more and more of my friends - especially my male friends - find themselves taking anti-anxiety, psychotropic drugs. It seems like everybody I know is wondering if they're really who they are, or once the prescription runs out, will they become someone different?”

Ifs Knows Way Stills Different Seems Running Wonder Drug Anxiety My Friends Males Miserable Prescriptions

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.”

Littles Natural Performers

Author:Billy Crystal

“The only place where you can really surprise or shock the reader, or make someone laugh, is on the lower righthand corner - the very last panel - so as you turn the page, the payoff is in the upper lefthand panel. To pace every story so that there's a setup and a payoff at the page turn was a huge challenge; it's a part of the medium and you really have to learn what can be done in the medium.”

Done Stories Lasts Turns Challenges Laughing Huge Reader Pages Surprise Corners Mediums Shock Pace Payoff Setups Make Someone Laugh

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“I always do book signings with the same blue pen. That way, if I add a personalised message to a book I've already signed, it'll be in the same colour as my signature.”

Ifs Way Book Messages Blue Add Colour Pens Signatures Signing

Author:John Grisham

“You couldn't have small, dying children in a movie without really bringing everyone down, but you can in comics.”

Children Dying

Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.”

Thinking Wells Stills Kids Three Nice Fields Balls Performing Three Things

Author:Billy Crystal

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