“The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.” LittlesBigsFootballNflAmerican FootballRefrigeratorsFunny FootballFunny American FootballNfl FootballDumb Sports Author:Prince William
“I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.” FootballReadyDrugTestsQuitting Author:Tom Arnold
“I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.” MayFunnySportsFootballChinaBelieverFirmNflSomedayQuarterbackAmerican FootballFlingFunny FootballFunny American Football Author:Paul Tagliabue
“If you want to learn to swim jump into the water. On dry land no frame of mind is ever going to help you.” IfsWantMindHelpingWaterConsciousnessLandDryMartial ArtsSwimSwimmingMasterySwimmerFrame Of MindMartial Arts InspirationalDry LandMotivational SwimmingFunny Swimming Author:Bruce Lee
“Traveling to swimming meets took me beyond my small-town existence, gave me a hint of the exciting world outside of my own home.” WorldHomeMy OwnExistenceExcitingTownsSwimmingSmall TownHintsFunny Swimming Author:Esther Williams
“Swimming is more than a once-every-four-years sport. My goal is to bring attention to swimming - to give it some personality.” GivingYearsSportsGoalAttentionFourPersonalitySwimmingFour YearsMotivational SwimmingFunny Swimming Author:Michael Phelps
“Swimming gave me my start, but my pal Tarzan did the real work. He set me up nicely.” RealSwimmingPalsReal WorkFunny Swimming Author:Johnny Weissmuller
“Nobody cared about swimming. You could draw a crowd for basketball.” BasketballDrawsCrowdsSwimmingNobody CaresFunny Swimming Author:Merlin Olsen
“Water for me is so essential, like swimming.” WaterEssentialsSwimmingFunny Swimming Author:Nastassja Kinski