“I have been making wire jewelry - and think I'll really do something with it, eventually.” Quote by Alexander Calder
“A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.” RoomsBlameCrowdsComedianAtmosphereGigsPromoters Author:Allen Carr
“I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration.” MenBallsFrustrationFrustrated Author:Allen Carr
“I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.” BelieveI CanHavensGet UpLazy Author:Allen Carr
“I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.” PeopleFallLaughingOld PeopleMake Me Laugh Author:Allen Carr
“I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.” ThinkingStillsMeetingsExcited Author:Allen Carr
“I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.” ThinkingBitsHardcoreMontreal Author:Allen Carr
“I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl.” ArtWould BeCollegeSpendingPerformingMy TimeLecturerPerforming Arts Author:Allen Carr
“I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.” WellsHateI HateSay AnythingPhilip Author:Allen Carr