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“If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from the Beverly Hillbillies.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:The World According to Dave Barry

Work

The World According to Dave Barry

The book is a compilation of Dave Barry's witty and satirical observations on various aspects of modern life, showcasing his distinctive sense of humor and sharp wit. more

Author

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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