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“The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.”

Quote by David Crowe

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David Crowe
David Crowe

David Crowe is a renowned comedian whose humorous style is well-loved by audiences. His exact birth and death dates are unknown. more

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