“I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'” WantFirstsLastsGuyCuttingHonestMinesWinterChecksSnowHeyBeing HonestDriversFenceWireMobileJacketsMichiganTime Of Your LifeBarbed WireHeadless Author:David Crowe
“The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.” RomanceMinutesTenInstrumentsHawksTrombone Author:David Crowe
