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“I lost my virginity under a bridge. I was having sex with this poor girl and I was trying my best, but I was like Scotland at a World Cup - just pleased to be there.”

Quote by Russell Howard

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Russell Howard is a British comedian and television presenter born on March 23, 1980, in Bristol, England. Known for his positive and upbeat comedy style, he has become one of the most popular stand-up comedians in the UK. His show "Russell Howard's Good News" aired on BBC Three and later BBC Two, running for several seasons and earning him a large fan base. Howard is recognized for his clean, family-friendly humor that focuses on everyday life observations and current events. more

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