“You can love me or you can hate me but you can't define me.” HateHate MeYou Can Hate Me Author:Cormega
“Everybody has to play a side because if you play both sides you a snake if you not a peacemaker.” IfsPlaySidesBoth SidesSnakesPeacemaker Author:Cormega
“The connection of the car to the driver is the seat. You are strapped in tightly in it. On the motorcycle, you can move around. The G-forces feel different. It's probably harder to change from the car to the motorcycle.” FeelsDifferentMovingForceCarConnectionsHarderSeatsDriversMotorcycleG Force Author:John Surtees
“Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner are the funniest dudes ever, and they have great careers on their own. They made great art in the '90s, and they still have dinner three times a week.” ArtMadeStillsThreeCareersWeekDinnerGreat ArtThree TimesBrooks Author:Nick Kroll
“I think Trump thinks of himself as pretty important, and now rightfully so - because he's the President of the United States. You gotta dream big, and we're all so proud of what the Donald has been able to accomplish... following through on his dreams of taking fast food dumps on a plane.” ThinkingHas BeensImportantStatesDreamBigsAblePresidentUnitedUnited StatesTrumpProudFollowingAccomplishPlanesDumpFast FoodFollow Through Author:Nick Kroll
“If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.” IfsSakeControversial Author:John Mulaney
“I think for many of us - speaking for just a pocket of the country - we trusted Obama. So when you leave your baby with your mom to watch, you don't run home and check the nanny cam. But now we've left the baby with Gary Busey, so we're going to be a lot more on it.” ThinkingCountryHomeRunningLeftWatchesBabyMomChecksPocketsTrustedYour MomGaryNannies Author:John Mulaney
“Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.” IfsWantFirsts Author:John Mulaney
“It's important to remember that life is a joke and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don't think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time.” ThinkingShouldImportantRememberPoliticalLife IsLaughingComedyPerspectiveJokesDuesGrantsCosmicOutlook Author:John Mulaney
“I have always been really picky about the films that I make, because I think that there's such an incredible opportunity to bring up questions when you're making movies, and some of my favorite films bring up big questions. They are movies that, when you walk away from it, it hits you as something deeper, and it's a great, fun way to be able to bounce around some of these harder concepts in our heads.” ThinkingWayBigsAbleFilmOpportunityFunWalksConceptsHarderIncrediblesMy FavoriteDeeperBounceBig QuestionsPicky Author:Brie Larson
