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“The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.”

Quote by Jimmy Pardo

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Jimmy Pardo is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and versatile performance skills. Born on July 28, 1966, he gained prominence in the comedy scene since the 1990s. Pardo is beloved for his live performances in comedy clubs and television shows, and has also appeared in several films. more

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