“...and that's what separates the professionals from the taxpayers” BasketballTaxpayers Author:Jason Kidd
“Well, I don't remember all the names of all the clubs we went to” WellsRememberNamesBasketballClubsFunniest Sports Author:Shaquille O'Neal
“Lotta people don't know where Utah is but it in Salt Lake.” PeopleKnowsBasketballLakesSaltUtah Author:Karl Malone
“My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined for 73 points at Madison Square Garden. Elgin had 71 of them.” NightBasketballGardenSquaresThrillMadisonMadison Square GardenBaylor Author:Rod Hundley
“It will work out, somehow. That's a hell of a duo right there, Marbury, Crawford and Houston.” FunnyHellBasketballWork OutNbaHoustonDuos Author:Carmelo Anthony
“I only know how to play two ways: reckless and abandon.” KnowsWayTwoPlayFunnyKnow HowBasketballAbandonRecklessTwo WaysFunny Basketball Author:Magic Johnson
“If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.” IfsFunnyWalksMillionsFeetBasketballDollarsCloudsNbaMillion DollarsFunny BasketballFeet On The GroundHead In The Clouds Author:Gary Dornhoefer