“Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't want your mother to hear at your trial.”
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“The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.”
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“I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."”
“I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.”
“I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.”
