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“You can tell it’s nearly Christmas when you hear the Feliz Navidad song. (Or ‘Police, where’s my Dad?’ as I like to call it.)”

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“That, my friend, I do not tell.' 'Nonsense. Why not?' Poirot's eyes twinkled. 'Because, mon cher, you are the same old Hastings. You have still the speaking countenance. I do not wish, you see, that you should sit staring at X with your mouth hanging open, your face saying plainly: "This -- this that I am looking at -- is a murderer." ' 'You might give me credit for a little dissimulation at need.' 'When you try to dissimulate, it is worse. No, no, mon ami, we must be very incognito you and I. Then, when we pounce, we pounce.' -”

Humour Blindness Dissimulation Poirot S Humour Speaking Countenance

Book:Curtain

Source: Curtain

“Esu surūkęs tiek daug cigarečių, kad suguldžius į liniją jų užtektų nuo Stokholmo centro iki Sioderteljės. Maždaug nuo Butšiurkos cigaretės jau su filtru, bet nuo to ne ką geriau.”

Humour Perspective Cigarettes

Book:The Man from Beijing

Source: The Man from Beijing

“Marek lay back. He felt the warmth from the sun on his face, and felt his back relax a bit against the hard stone floor. 'Do you think my bones are right?' he asked Villiam. 'Please, don't ask me about bones. Tonight, we will only talk about normal things.' Marek nodded. He had no idea what that meant. The wine had made him a bit softer in his mind, but no wiser.”

Humour Bones Lapvonian Moshfegh

Book:Lapvona

Source: Lapvona

“- Je ne comprendrais jamais les femmes. - Tu n’as pas besoin de nous comprendre , lui rétorque Jossy. Juste de nous vénérer.”

Humour Féministe

Book:La Carte des confins, tome 1

Source: La Carte des confins, tome 1

“Judas himself could be sitting at our table, and we wouldn't ask him about Jesus. We would talk to him about the weather.”

Jesus Humour Judas Small Talk

Book:A Moth to a Flame

Source: A Moth to a Flame

“- Tu réalises que je viens de tout t'expliquer, en te faisant confiance comme tu le souhaitais ? C'est ta seule réaction ? - Tu voulais peut-être que je me jette à tes pieds et que j'embrasse tes bottes pour te remercier de ta généreuse honnêteté ? - Puisque tu le proposes...”

Humour

Book:La Carte des confins, tome 1

Source: La Carte des confins, tome 1

“Do unto others, boy, before they do unto you.”

Humor Humour Horror

Book:Cabal

Source: Cabal

“- Pour ton information, reprend Blake, je suis parfaitement sobre. - Blake, tu ne marches pas droit. - C’est la route qui zigzague !”

Humour La Carte Des Confins Marie Reppelin Bourré

Book:La Carte des confins, tome 1

Source: La Carte des confins, tome 1

“There's an old joke. Two elderly women are at a mountain resort. One of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”

Life Humour

Book:Annie Hall

Source: Annie Hall

“Behold. I am an Evil Queen, and I like to cuddle.”

Humour Fairytale Snow White Evelyn Evil Queen Gena Showalter Snow White Retelling Evelyn Morrow

Book:The Evil Queen

Source: The Evil Queen

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