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“Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.”

Quote by D. L. Hughley

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D. L. Hughley is an American actor, comedian, and writer, born on March 6, 1963. He is recognized for his work in television, film, and stand-up comedy, appearing in shows such as 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air', 'The Larry Sanders Show', and his own sitcom 'The Hughleys'. more

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