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“And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.”

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Robert Klein
Robert Klein

Robert Klein, born on February 8, 1942, is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and profound self-analysis. He is one of the representatives of the American comedy scene in the 1970s and 1980s. more

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