“It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.” Quote by Dave Barry
“I've always found relationships, men and women, the fact that they are so radically different, and it manifests itself in so many different ways, and yet somehow we still try to live together and be friends. I find that endlessly valuable as a source of material for humor. Generally dogs are always funny in my opinion. And the federal government - just a relentlessly productive source of humor.” MenWayTryingStillsDifferentFactsGovernmentTogetherFoundOpinionDogMaterialsSourceMen And WomenValuableDifferent WaysProductiveFederal Government Author:Dave Barry
“I tell people view the federal government as a source of entertainment. It's a lot easier.” PeopleGovernmentViewsSourceEasierEntertainmentFederal Government Author:Dave Barry
“I think I've learned over the years, because you'd have to be stupid not to, that when a book publisher gives you a deadline they're just kidding for the most part. I don't know what they do with it, it's like you send them your book and they just hold it in their hands for like six months and I don't know why, and you realize you probably had more time.” ThinkingKnowsGivingYearsBookHandsRealizingStupidLike YouMonthsSixI've LearnedMore TimePublishersSix MonthsDeadlineJust Kids Author:Dave Barry
“I still think of myself as a newspaper guy and you live by deadlines in the newspaper world, so, they don't really give you any excuses. At the paper they never say, "Well, we just won't have Tuesday's paper come out, we'll just bring Tuesday's paper out on Wednesday, so go ahead, take all the time you need." They come out with that paper regardless.” ThinkingWorldNeedsGivingWellsStillsGuyPaperExcuseNewspapersLive ByDeadlineTuesdayWednesday Author:Dave Barry
“The one thing I'm terrified of trying to write about is sex. I mean my God, my wife might read it or my daughter might read it or my son might read it, so no, I've never really written about eroticism at all.” WritingTryingMeanMightSexWifeWrittenOne ThingSonDaughterMy WifeMy DaughterMy SonTerrified Author:Dave Barry
“With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.” WantWritingMeanLongI CanBookLengthTopicsEssays Author:Dave Barry
“I think Twitter is kind of fun, it's not deep and it never will be, but it's a great way to communicate one-liners and to sort of see what people are laughing about. It's a terrific source of misinformation.” PeopleThinkingWayKindFunLaughingSourceCommunicateTerrificOne LinerMisinformation Author:Dave Barry
“I think if you use Twitter and social media as your main source of information you are an idiot, but I think most people who use it know better, so I kind of enjoy it.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsKindUseSocialEnjoyMediaInformationSourceSocial MediaIdiot Author:Dave Barry
“I love the resource of the Internet. I use it all the time. Anything I'm writing - for example, if I'm writing a scene about Washington D.C. and I want to know where this monument is, I can find it right away, I can get a picture of the monument, it just makes your life so much easier, especially if you're writing fiction. You can check stuff so much quicker, and I think that's all great for writers.” IfsThinkingKnowsWantWritingI CanUseStuffFictionExampleInternetEasierSceneResourcesChecksMonumentWriting Fiction Author:Dave Barry
“The newspaper industry when I came along in the mid-70s was rich and powerful and growing and hungry for material and open to new people. None of that is true in the newspaper industry today. Print in general is pretty rugged. The good thing is that you can gain a foothold on the Internet because everybody has access to it, even things like Twitter - I mean, you can get a reputation for being funny pretty quickly on Twitter, on a blog, that kind of thing.” PeopleKindMeanTodayPowerfulRichGrowingMaterialsIndustryInternetGainsGood ThingsAccessNewspapersHungryReputationPrintBlogsBeing FunnyRugged Author:Dave Barry