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Quote by Clyde Edgerton

“I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.”

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Clyde Edgerton is an American author born on May 20, 1944. His works are known for their humor and satire, primarily focusing on the life and culture of the American South. more

“Because we men have been physically stronger and more arrogant, weve influenced much of the cool stuff of the world, like basing the definition of courage on what we do on battlefields rather than on the patience or endurance or tolerance necessary for a sometimes painful daily grind that includes small children.”

Men World Children Has Beens Sometimes Stuff Stronger Definitions Painful Tolerance Endurance Arrogant Battlefields Grind Small Child Cool Stuff Daily Grind

Author:Clyde Edgerton

“As an older dad who grew up in a rural culture in the South, certain things were expected of women, and that included raising the children. But I think its just as important for the father to give the baths, to hug, to change the diapers, to tell the stories.”

Thinking Giving Children Important Stories Certain Culture Father Grew Dad Grew Up South Expected Hug Baths Diapers

Author:Clyde Edgerton

“A working definition of fathering might be this: fathering is the act of guiding a child to behave in ways that lead to the childs becoming a secure child in full, thus increasing his or her chances of being happy and fruitful as a young adult.”

Way Children Might Young Chance Becoming Adults Young Adult Definitions Secure Behave Fathering

Author:Clyde Edgerton

“Being a father can unreason your worldview, or at least make it very flexible, and that can create all sorts of fun and insights. Its sad that childrens open-eyed wonder and sense of play begin to fade as they approach adolescence. One grand function of fathering is to keep the fading to a minimum.”

Play Father Fun Wonder Approach Function Insight Fades Minimum Adolescence Flexible Worldview Fading Being A Father Fathering

Author:Clyde Edgerton

“My opinion was that if hogs are biting you so often that you have to stop and make up a specific word for it, maybe lack of vocabulary is not your most pressing problem.”

Ifs Problem Opinion Vocabulary Biting Hog

Book:Thirteen Moons: A Novel

Source: Thirteen Moons: A Novel

“Or maybe it is only that we are so habitually inattentive that when some rare but simple geometry grabs us by the shoulders and shakes us into consciousness, we call our response sacred.”

Simple Consciousness Sacred Response Shoulders Shakes Geometry

Book:Thirteen Moons: A Novel

Source: Thirteen Moons: A Novel

“To hold happiness is to hold the understanding that the world passes away from us, that the petals fall and the beloved dies. No amount of mockery, no amount of fashionable scowling will keep any of us from knowing and savoring the pleasure of the sun on our faces or save us from the adult understanding that it cannot last forever.”

World Lasts Faces Dies Fall Understanding Pleasure Sun Forever Knowing Amount Adults Beloved Fashionable Passing Away Mockery Petals Savoring

Author:Amy Bloom

“Bad people doing bad things is not interesting. What I find interesting is good people doing bad things.”

People Interesting Bad Things Good People Bad People

Author:Amy Bloom

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