“A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.” Quote by Faina Ranevskaya
“If a woman walks with her head down - she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head proudly up - she has a lover! If a woman carries her head straight - she has a lover! And actually, if a woman has a head, she has a lover!” IfsWalksLoversCarrie Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?” MenCoursesLosesHeardIntelligentLegs Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Lesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.” TwoIceGrassHockeyBalletHomosexualPerversionSadismMasochism Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.” WhiteMistakeLettersShirtsBugsSpellingWhite ShirtsSpelling Mistakes Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.” AgeHalfCostMedicalOld AgeCakeCandleTestingBirthday Cake Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.” DreamRealityAgeOld AgeBotheredBad DreamNot Bothered Author:Faina Ranevskaya
“I had enough brain to live a stupid life.” EnoughBrainStupidHad EnoughStupid Life Author:Faina Ranevskaya