“I was naughty. I wasn't bad. Bad is hurting people, doing evil. Naughty is not hurting anyone. Naughty is being amusing.” Quote by Sydney Biddle Barrows
“We heard from the abortionists and we heard from the people who looked like Jacks, acted like Jills and had the odors of Johns.” PeopleHeardOdor Author:George Meany
“What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.” I CanCareGivenInterestCreativeAliveCircumstancesI Care Author:Chevy Chase
“You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.” BreakTeethNoses Author:Chevy Chase
“He smiles so much, I don't think he has a central nervous system.” ThinkingNervousNervous SystemCentral Nervous System Author:Lewis Black
“You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!” KnowsEndsHelpingWould BeFormNiceInstructionBeing NiceVerbs Author:Lewis Black
“"Equestrian", by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.” ShouldHas BeensTwoFactsLanguageMountainShould HaveEnglish LanguageShould Have BeenEquestrianBrokeback Mountain Author:Lewis Black
“If there is hell, it was modeled after junior high school.” IfsSchoolHellHigh SchoolJuniorsJunior HighHigh School Junior Author:Lewis Black
“I've seen the end of the universe, and it happens to be in the United States and, oddly enough, it's in Houston, Texas. I know - I was shocked, too. Imagine my surprise when I left a comedy club one day and walked to the end of the block, and there on one corner was a Starbucks, and across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, there was - a Starbucks. I looked back and forth, thinking the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. That there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks - and that, my friends, is the end of the universe.” ThinkingKnowsEndsStatesEnoughHappensEyeUniverseLeftUnitedUnited StatesSunComedyImagineStreetsBuildingOne DayMy FriendsSurpriseClubsCornersTricksBlockTexasShockedBack And ForthStarbucksHoustonComedy Clubs Author:Lewis Black
“I mean, the fight for a health care bill to cover all Americans and leave none behind is attacked as being a race appeal, which is not true, but then it's put out in the media as true.” MeanCareFightingRaceBehindsMediaHealthBillsHealth CareAppeals Author:Jesse Jackson