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“You know what would help the instruction form? Verbs! Verbs would be nice! Because they help you get to the end of a thought!”

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Lewis Black
Lewis Black

Lewis Black is a renowned American comedian known for his sharp wit and incisive humor. Born on August 30, 1948, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s, gaining widespread recognition for his unique style of humor that often tackles social issues and current events with a humorous twist. more

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