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“Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.” PeoplePersonsTwoTogetherBoringBoring Person Author:Ardal O'Hanlon
“I wanna say 'China', but I don't really mean 'China.' I just mean the places that Chinese people come from.” PeopleMeanChinaChineseReally Mean Author:Patrice O'Neal