“I have so many evil plans, I'm just trying to find the one which would be best right now!”
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Famous Colin Mochrie Quotes
“If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?”
“We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.”
“Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.”
“After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.”
“Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me”
“I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.”
“I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'”
“I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!”
“Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?”
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.”
“Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.”
“Hi, well soon return you to the dyslexic production of Bitty Bitty Chang Chang.”
“We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.”