“The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.”
Quote by Greg Giraldo
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Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and satirical commentary. Although his career was short-lived, he left a profound mark on the comedy world. Giraldo was praised for his sharp observations of everyday life and social phenomena, and his performances were well-received by audiences. more
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