“Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif shook a finger and said in a low, menacing tone, “If you tell me I have to talk like an illiterate halfwit to fit into this society, I will punch you.” “And I’ll pull out your goatee,” Gunnar added. “Lolcat iz new happeh wai 2 talk,” I explained to them. “U doan haz 2 be kitteh 2 speek it.”
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Hammered (with bonus short story): The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book Three
In this third book of The Iron Druid Chronicles, the protagonist, a Druid with a deep connection to ancient Irish mythology, faces new challenges and battles. The novel combines elements of fantasy and mythology, offering readers a blend of magic, adventure, and historical lore. The book also includes a bonus short story, providing further insight into the world and characters. more
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Kevin Hearne
Kevin Hearne, born on December 9, 1970, is an American novelist known for his fantasy and adventure novels. His works are highly appreciated by readers for their blend of mythology, history, and humor. more
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