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“We are like oil and vinegar most of the time. But when you shake us up real good, the combination is heavenly.~ Anna Segee, The Stranger in Her Bed”

Quote by Janet Chapman

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Janet Chapman is a renowned author whose works are widely appreciated by readers. Her exact birth and death dates are unknown. more

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