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“Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter.”

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Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on April 1, 1973, he has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Finnegan has gained popularity through his performances in television shows, web videos, and live events. more

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“The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.”

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“All the conservation efforts in the world won't be enough to make a dent in the oncoming sustainability crisis our planet faces.”

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“Being constructively critical is good, as long as your purpose is to improve your methods for future endeavors. Lying in bed and replaying failures and telling yourself you're stupid is a tremendous disservice to your efforts and what you can offer the world.”

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“If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.”

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“Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.”

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