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“The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.”

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Christian Finnegan

Christian Finnegan is an American comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on April 1, 1973, he has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Finnegan has gained popularity through his performances in television shows, web videos, and live events. more

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