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“My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.”

Quote by Bob Saget

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Bob Saget is an American comedian, born on May 17, 1956. He is known for his unique sense of humor and versatile acting skills, having appeared in numerous television shows and films. more

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