“If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.”
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
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Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian born on February 24, 1968. He was known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Hedberg's career was brief, but he left a lasting impression in the comedy world with his witty sarcasm and humorous wisdom. more
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