“Next time you see an ant, remember: winter is coming! The best time to prepare for tomorrow is today.” Quote by Haddon W. Robinson
“One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.” IfsKnowsBelieveLastsNightWinningPresidentKnow HowEconomyIranPresident ObamaBelieve In MeLast NightSanctionsCripples Author:Jay Leno
“Yes, President Romney will not take God off our coins. And that is so important because right now, just like God, the value of our currency really has to be taken on faith.” ImportantValuesPresidentTakenRight NowCurrencyCoinsRomney Author:Stephen Colbert
“According to The New York Times, more than half of President Obama's Twitter followers are fake. They don't even exist. Which is actually a good thing because if they did exist there wouldn't be any jobs for them.” IfsJobsPresidentHalfNew YorkGood ThingsFakeFollowersPresident ObamaNew York Times Author:Jay Leno
“The White House is now urging Americans not to 'read too much' into last week's jobs report. In fact, they said it would be best if you didn't read it at all.” IfsSaidFactsWould BeJobsLastsHouseWhiteToo MuchWeekReportsWhite HouseThey Said Author:Jay Leno
“Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.” JobsMorningMillionsWorkersLeavingYesterdayOffline Author:Jay Leno
“Today President Obama gave a major speech where he defended his handling of the economy. And there were tons of people in the audience, you know, since nobody had to be at work.” PeopleKnowsTodayPresidentAudienceEconomySpeechMajorsPresident Obama Author:Jimmy Fallon
“In Greece, the unemployment rate has risen to 22%. The solution to the problem was to raise taxes on the rich, according to the Greek president Barack Obama-opolis.” ProblemPresidentRichTaxesSolutionsRaisesRateBarackGreekUnemploymentGreeceRisenPresident Barack ObamaUnemployment Rate Author:Jay Leno
“President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?” ThinkingPresidentMembersBillsCongressIllegalPresident ObamaTradingPreventingInsidersInsider Trading Author:Jay Leno
“Oh, here's your tax dollars at work. This is what makes people furious. The head of the GSA, a woman named Martha Johnson, has resigned after they found out she spent over $830,000 on a four-day government conference in Las Vegas. And the president is furious. Not President Obama, the president of China. It's his money. It's his money she spent.” PeopleGovernmentFoundPresidentFourTaxesDollarsChinaPresident ObamaConferencesJohnsonVegasLas VegasFuriousResignedTax Dollars Author:Jay Leno