“A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.”
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“Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.”
“Some kids want to know why the teachers get paid when it's the kids who have to do all the work.”
“I am teaching... This year it's kind of like having a love affair with a rhinoceros.”
“A teacher should be sparing of his smile.”
Source: The Works of William Cowper, Comprising His Poems, Correspondence, and Translations
“Experience is a great teacher, and sometimes a pretty teacher is a great experience.”
“The most important thing women have to do is to stir up the zeal of women themselves.”
“The left ask people to believe that there is no conflict between feminism and the family.”
Source: Cicero's Three Books Of Offices: Or Moral Duties; Also His Cato Major, an Essay on Old Age; Laelius, an Essay on Friendship; Paradoxes; Scipio's Dream; and Letter to Quintus on the Duties of a Magistrate