“I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.” Quote by Ogden Nash
“At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go” IfsKnowsWantAgeLostWorryAgingBirthday50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“At 50 you now have realized ?Getting old isn't fair? And that it's hard to make a comeback ?When you haven't gone anywhere” HardAgeGoneHavensFairsAgingBirthdayGetting OldComeback50th Birthday Author:John Walter Bratton
“As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday” AgeAgingSelfishBirthdayCheerJust BeingCheerful50th BirthdayBeing Selfish Author:John Walter Bratton
“Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!” ThinkingTryingFirstsSituationBirthdayCursedHostage Author:John Walter Bratton
“Being vintage like a fine wine Should make you proud of being old And being mature like a cheese Certainly explains the mould! Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade” ShouldFineProudWineDecadesBirthdayMatureCheeseVintageMouldFine WineBeing OldUndauntedLike Fine Wine Author:John Walter Bratton
“I'm a little hibernating animal. Anonymity is one of my favorite things. I mean, that's why I moved to New York when I was like 18, because there, there are just so many people that there's no one and you're just lost. You're completely invisible and I find that very liberating.” PeopleMeanLittlesLostAnimalNew YorkMovedMy FavoriteInvisibleLiberatingFavorites ThingsAnonymityLost You Author:Ani DiFranco
“Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?” LossAwfulBirthdayUtilityBuddy60th BirthdayMobility Author:John Walter Bratton
“My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday” LittlesStillsBitsWonderfulGoodnessLittle BitTongueTeethBirthdayThieves Author:John Walter Bratton
“Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'” CareFineBirthdayEmsCongratulationsNo One Cares Author:John Walter Bratton
“It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish. So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then Just think, you'll be 70 In just those short years, numbering ten” ThinkingYearsTenGood ThingsBirthdayWrinkles Author:John Walter Bratton