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“Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy. How are you dealing with your awful debility, lessened utility and loss of mobility?”

Quote by John Walter Bratton

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John Walter Bratton

John Walter Bratton (January 21, 1867 - February 7, 1947) was a British composer known for his religious music and chamber music compositions. more

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