“Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.”
Quote by Elayne Boosler
Author
Elayne Boosler
Elayne Boosler is an accomplished American comedian known for her sharp wit and humor. Born on August 18, 1952, she gained prominence in the 1980s through television and comedy club performances. Boosler's unique style and insightful observations have won her a dedicated following, with her work spanning social, political, and personal themes. more
You May Also Like
“Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits.”
“There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally.”
“A root is a flower that disdains fame.”
Source: The New Frontier and Sand and Foam
“From each as they choose, to each as they are chosen.”
Source: Anarchy, state, and utopia
“When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life.”
“God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one.”