“I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.”
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Todd Barry
Todd Barry is an American stand-up comedian known for his unique humor style and self-deprecating humor. Born on March 26, 1964, Barry has been active in the comedy scene since the 1990s. He is recognized for his performances in comedy clubs and television shows, including appearances on Comedy Central and Saturday Night Live. more
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