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“Hey there.' I cleared my throat. 'How are you?' I'm engaged!' Incidentally, this is an unacceptable answer to that question.”

Quote by Sloane Crosley

Book:I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Work

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

In this memoir, the author shares her journey through the challenges of depression, using her passion for baking and cooking as a means to find happiness and connection. The book is filled with anecdotes and recipes, offering a unique blend of humor and introspection. more

Author

Sloane Crosley is an American writer born on August 3, 1978. Her works are known for their humor and unique perspective, mainly focusing on personal experiences and everyday life. more

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